Sunday, June 08, 2008

Coo-coo-ca-choo Mrs Robinson

What's that you say, Mrs Robinson - the wife of Northern Ireland's new First Minister, Peter Robinson - that homosexuality is "disgusting, nauseous, loathsome, shamefully wicked and vile"?


You won't meet us because, "I do not need to put my hand into the fire to know I will get burned."

But she would like us all to meet this 'lovely' Christian psychiatrist she knows who can turn us straight.

Wow! Simon & Garfunkel were right! Heaven holds a place for those who pray! Hey, hey, hey!

But you know what? I'd rather have Mrs. Robinson's upfront honesty than all the mealy-mouthed claptrap slithering out of the mouths of some Australian Liberals right now.

So here's to you, Mrs. Robinson, Jesus loves you more than you will know for exposing the true feelings behind all those terribly nice-sounding lies about 'loving the sinner but hating the sin'.

Or as the Liberals say, we're not homophobic and we support equality, BUT........... don't expect us to actually vote for anything remotely resembling fair and equal treatment any time soon.

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